I made this in an hour because I was pissed.
IN AN HOUR
IF I MAKE YOU FURIOUS, WILL YOU MAKE MY WEDDING DRESS?!
CAN I LIVE WITH YOU AND LEARN YOUR WAYS
you could start business called angry apparel
JESUS FUCK GIRL YOU ARE AWESOME
It’s like when you were little and you found out your mom’s name isn’t really Mom
What?No, My mom’s name is still mom.
story about a girl I know: when she was 7 her teachers had to call her mum and they asked what her mum’s name was and she was like “uhhh… mum?”.
HELLO YES 999 I JSUT ATE A VERY MOULDY BLUEBERRY BY MISTAKE AND ID LIKE MY TONGUE REMOVED
999? You mean 911?
I think if I ordered an ambulance from America I’d be a little bit scuppered since I livE IN ENGLAND AND ITS AN AWFULLY LONG DRIVE
"Cas, your son just shoved a small potato down my shotgun."
"Why is he only MY son when he does something wrong?"